ek aaurat dusri manjil se kele [banana) bale se-Kele kaiye de rhe ho.
Kele bala- 8 rupey ke 12 kele de rha hu.
Aaurat-mai 7(sath) me 13 (tera) lungi.
Agar deta hai toh upar aaja.
From: bipin (g8bitnit@gmail.com)
kuch log khade hoke karte hain,
kuch log jhuke karte hain,
kuch log bath ke karte hain,
. . . .jhadoo
By : Shubham pujhari (shubham.pujhari81@gmail.com)
Sudhar jaao tum suna nahi ke saddam hussain ko phansi ho gayi? tumhain bhi ho sakti hai farq sirf itna hai kay saddam logon ko marwata tha aur tum…. logon se marwatay ho…
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Q: gharibi ki had kya hai?
A: jab 1 larki 2 rupay main chudwane ko tayar ho, . Aur . . aur aap k pass sirf 1 rupya ho……
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8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai. Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.
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Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye mam, they disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.
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1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college…
One professor asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
SMS by Shivam Dutt
3 College girls aapis mein baatein kar rahi hain..
1st Girl:
HATH mein lo, to DABANAY ko DIL karta hai..
2nd Girl:
Haan yaar, aur agar DABAO, to CHOOSNAY ko DIL karta hai..
3rd Girl:
Aur aur jab
CHOOSO, to DIL hee nahi karta,
keh mounh se bahar nikalo, jab tak ke poora rus mounh mein nikal na jaey…
Kiyoon
Keh
SAAL mein ek hee baar to aata hai..
HAPPY MANGO SEASON
SMS by Shivam Dutt