दादा (पोते से)– छुप जाओ, आज तुम स्कूल से भागकर आये हो, और तुम्हारे अध्यापक यहीं आ रहे हैं।
पोता– आप छुप जाइए, मैंने उन्हें बताया था कि आप मर गए हैं।

By : Bhuwan Chandra Pandey

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Up coming movies

1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..

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Wife: mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?

Husband: mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

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Highway Par Police Ne Car Rok Kar Checking Ki Aur
Driver Se Kaha
Inspector: “Ye Safety Week Hai, Aap Belt Pehan Ke
Car Chala Rahe Ho Isliye, Apko 1000/- Rupaye Ka
Inaam Diya Jata Hai”
Driver Khushi Se: “Thank You, Sir”
Inspector: “Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge?”
Driver: “Main Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga”
Pichli Seat Par Bethi Uski Maa Boli: “Iski Baat Ka
Yakin Na Karo Ye Sharab Pi Kar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai.
Uske Papa Neend Se Jage Or Police Dekh Ke Bole:
“Mujhe Pata Tha Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Jyada Door
Tak Nahi Ja Payenge.”
Tabhi Diggi Se Awaz Aayi: “Bhai Humne Border Paar
Kar Liya Hai Kya?“

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Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: “ Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai? ”
Santa: “ Lassi Bana Raha Hoon ”
Banta Gusse Se: “ Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega “

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye

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Santa K Marne K Bad 62 Yamdoot Aye.

2 Yamdoot Sawal Kr Rhe The,

Or
Baki, 60 Yamdoot..

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Santa Ko Sawal Smjha Rhe The..!!