Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai
From: Anupam Maji (mr.anupammaji@gmail.com)
Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai
From: Anupam Maji (mr.anupammaji@gmail.com)
Santa ko fire brigade main naukri mili…..
Ek lady ne phone kiya : Hamare ghar main aag lagi hai, jaldi aa jao….
Santa : Paani daala??
Lady : Haan daala, par aag nahi bhuji….
Santa : to hamare aane se kya hoga, hum bhi to vahi karenge…….
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview..
.
Interviewer: Which are the four version of Java .?
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Santa: (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4) Me Sadke-Java..
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Interviewer: Aata tumhi Ghari-Java.
Santa ka Manager samja raha tha ki agar koi customer kisi cheej k liye pooche or wo cheeej hamare pass na ho to ussey mana mat karo, ussey koi dusri cheej offer karo…..Jaise wo Reynolds ka Pen mange or hamare pass na ho to Montex ka pen offer karo…..ok…..
Isi beech Santa k pass ek Lady customer aai….
Customer : Toilet Paper Hai?
Santa : Toilet Paper to nahi hai, aap Regmaal Le jao………..