Marriage Jokes – Joke on Shadi

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya.

Usne English me baat karne ka socha or bola. “English chalegi na?”

Ladki sharmate huye boli. “soda sath me ho to desi bhi chalegi

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1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko cheed rahey the…
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha “kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rhegi.”
Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi…Apni Item aa gyi…

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